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I'm not a smart man

Stealing a line from Forrest Gump, while bending it to suit my needs:


"I'm not a smart man, but I know what a misspelled word is."


-- Screen door slap and with back turned, hands on hips in disgust. --


This website has spell check, but I write so much in French, Latin and Greek that I see red squiggly lines all the time. Its when I think I type "then" and only "the" gets on the page, that is when I do not get prompted to check my spelling. Hopefully, A.I. will be developed and talk to me:


"Your Jenny spell checker wants to know just how stupid you are."


Look, if it is perfection you want (like some miserable 10th grade English teacher, always having to grade essays), then walk away. Let the future slap you in the rear from not being able to read through typos and learn about Christianity and Nostradamus.



To borrow a line from Homer Simpson:





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